LONG LIVE
THE JUICE
ESTABLISHED
MCCXV BC
CROWN & PULP
FOR THE ROYAL IN ALL OF US!
No Concentrate, No Compromise!
The royal decree
Once upon a time, juice was simple.
Then came powders, syrups, and lies whispered in plastic bottles.
We rebelled.
Crown & Pulp exists for those who demand purity and personality.
For those who read labels, but also lore.
For those who believe clean ingredients should still have a little drama.
We Press Real Fruit.
We Spin Royal Tales.
We Crown Flavor Above all Else.
Because refinement isn’t boring.
And excellence doesn’t need to explain itself.
#ForTheRoyalInAllOfUs
MEET THE COURT
Sir Apple
Full Title: Sir Apple of the First Orchard, Warden of the Verdant Vale, Keeper of the Golden Press
Role: Backbone and Moral Center of the Royal Court
Flavor: 100% Cold-Pressed Apples
A Brief History...
From the First Orchard, where balance was law and restraint was virtue. He rose a knight of uncommon clarity. Sir Apple does not chase novelty or exaggeration. He stands firm against artificial syrups and powdered impostors, defending purity, balance, and real juice with quiet resolve.
Lady Blue of Berryshire
Full Title: Lady Blue of Berryshire, Keeper of the Northern Groves and First of the Deep Cold Press
Role: Philosopher and Alchemist of the Royal Court
Flavor: Blueberry with blackberry and elderberry accents
A Brief History...
Raised in the shadowed groves of Berryshire, Lady Blue rules the cold-pressed lands with composure and quiet cunning. A poet, philosopher, and alchemist, she is rumored to have sealed the Great Northern Alliance with nothing but a glance and a silver spoon.
The Earl of Orange
Full Title: Earl of Orange, First Press of the Citrus Court, Keeper of the Golden Pulp, Defender of the Orchard
Role: Leader of the Royal Court
Flavor: 100% Cold-Pressed Orange Juice
A Brief History...
Known for launching the Great Breakfast Rebellion of 1783 after Parliament declared juice “non-essential,” the Earl of Orange remains a symbol of radiant defiance. Fresh-pressed at dawn and kissed by the morning sun, his juice is bright, balanced, and unmistakably in charge.
The Duchess of Cranberry
Full Title: Her Sovereign Sharpness, The Duchess of Cranberry, Lady of the Scarlet Squeeze and Architect of the Tart Accord
Role: Strategic Mind of the Royal Court
Flavor: Unsweetened cranberry with a decisive splash of pomegranate
A Brief History...
Once exiled for being “too tart,” the Duchess returned sharper, smarter, and armed with antioxidants. Raised in the frostbitten North Marsh Groves, she was trained in etiquette, rhetoric, and psychological warfare before she could walk. She ended the Fruit Wars without spilling a single drop of juice.